Thursday, December 13, 2007
Amazing Talents!
No matter where she is, or what she's doing, Mr./Ms. Millennium Candidate Katie Oakes can fall asleep instantaneously!
It's an art form first cultivated right here at the Cook Memorial Public Library District. Since discovering her unique talent, Katie has performed her amazing talent at the Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal, in the Oval Office, at the Emmys, and during an NFL game. Crowds near and far have been shocked at what some would call "an astounding feat".
According to one unnamed observer, Katie has a "real gift". Others say it's impossible to sleep undisturbed in such extreme conditions--yet after witnessing Katie's talents, admitted that "not only is it possible--but it's a miracle!"
Indeed, it is astonishing. But is it enough for Katie to win the Mr/Ms Millennium contest? You be the judge! Next week we will show you super talents from another contestant!
Labels:
contest,
Katie,
Mr./Ms. Millennium,
talent
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
next to McDreamy???how could you...I could see the NFL game and the oval office, but McDreamy???
I am in awe of your talent, Katie!
Heather B.
Talent or affliction????
Very impressive credentials, but even this Super Star has an Achilles heel! Katie can't ever fall asleep on the inflatable mattress at her mother-in-law's house, but she uses the time to meditate on all the wonders that Millennium will bring.
Pam Strain
Toooooooooo funny!
I agree with Jeanne, if you are sleeping next to that man...WAKE UP, I am sure it will be worth it! :)
Lisa
Post a Comment